the following is a transcript of tyler's computer analysis of a chip he supposedly found in my shoulder. following that is the transcript of the analysis of his own shoulder chip. be advised that tyler wrote--er, analyzed--everything here.
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Erin is weird and silly.
And
she is
a girl.
She likes to make dinners for tyler
and buy him ties
and make him hot chocolate with minty garnishes
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does not compute
Tyler is too awesome for computer analysis
and he is way cute
robosounds
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awarding Tyler 1000000000000000000 computer cool points
Human points to computer points is
1 to .5
and he likes better movies than erin
because she likes jonfen
and her seeing eye bitch
tyler is a more premium dancer and many women want to be carnal with him
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How did I not notice this was posted?
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